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The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s”

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You and dad are a lot more alike than I thought, you know that? You both can’t wait to sacrifice yourself for this thing. But you know what? I’m gonna be the one to bury you!

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Jimmy Kimmel’s “The Baby Bachelor” Is The Most Adorable Thing You’ll See Today

Jimmy Kimmel’s got the goods to make ya go “AWWWWWWWW”

Baby Wesley is Jimmy Kimmel’s nephew, lives with his parents, has some cool dinosaur toys, and is looking for love. So Kimmel decided to make Wesley the first ever Baby Bachelor. The first episode is below and is filled with adorable kids saying adorable things. For the most part, Wesley is a gentleman, opening doors for the ladies, grabbing their hands, and giving one a kiss on the cheek when she’s crying.

This clip is just too cute for words. Kids have no idea about the pain and suffering that’s caused on the road to finding love, so watching them play pretend with such innocence is nice. <333

“You seriously think that? Because none of it, none of it, is true. Listen man, I know we’ve had our disagreements okay. Hell I know I’ve said some junk that’s set you back on your heels but Sammy, come on. I killed Benny to save you. I’m ready to let this bastard and all the sons-of-bitches that killed mom walk because of you. So don’t you dare think that there is anything, past or present, that I would put in front of you. It has never been like that. Ever. I need you to see that. I’m begging you.”

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